Q.  We're in a band with so and so members and we, like, totally LOVE your label, and we're wondering if you would put our record out?

A.  Depends.  Ask yourself this, are you able to tour and promote your record?  All demos, nude photos of your mom, and well hidden cash can be sent to:  
Last Anthem Records, 1929 John Brown Lane, Virginia Beach, VA 23464

Q. Can _________ play my show?

A. I don't know.  Why don't you ask them yourself?  Either they're gonna say yes or no.  Maybe sweeten the deal by giving them free food, a place to stay, gas money, and a year subscription to suicidegirls.com.  If they still say no, then you're gonna have to hop on one leg, rub your tummy, pat yourself on the head, and recite the alphabet backwards in your underwear.